Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Daddy Tip 24

Dear Daddies,
When you take a week off from work and never leave the house, but tell everyone "you are on vacation," it is NOT a vacation for your wife.

You most definitely still owe her at least a weekend away when she doesn't have to cook 5 meals a day plus snacks, clean the bathroom, vacuum twice a day, fold laundry (several times b/c kids think warm clothes make lovely forts), walk the dog, water the flowers, glue something fragile back together, watch Olivia and/or Curious George, wash paint off the dog and be (somewhat) expected to look sexy and skinny...oh, yeah and make sure the kids are alive.

I'm just saying. NOT a vacation.

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