When I Grow Up...

My BFF has gorgeous twin daughters, Beth and Muffy.

One is solemn, peaceful and even-kneeled. When asked at Thanksgiving what she was most thankful for, she said her sister.

The other is a Diva. When she was asked what she was most thankful for she said, "It's a tie between mermaids, unicorns and sunglasses."

Guess which one Baby Boy is obsessed with. Beyond obsessed, he tells me he wants to BE her because, "It would make her so happy to have two of her."

We were at the dentist today and the Doctor was asking BB what he wanted to be when he grew up. (As she had a mirror and Mr. Thirsty shoved in his mouth.)

"Do you think you will be a dentist?"

"Noh."

"Do you think you will be a fireman?"

"Ee donph pink so. I want be Muffy."

She looked at me for clarification.

"Yes," I said. "He will be an excellent teacher."