I was at the grocery store and the toddler in the cart in front of me had just learned that he had a penis. Along with this knowledge came the fact that girls have vaginas.
Since we were all stuck behind a crazy couponer, the boy has plenty of time to inform passersby which genitals were tucked inside their jeans.
"He has a PENIS!! and.....she has a VAGINA!!! and....he has a PENIS!!!"
And then a very large woman walked by.
"And...she has a HUGE VAGINA!!!"
Too bad they don't offer 50% coupons for loud little boys.