I understand why flannel is such an ideal fabric for winter: it is snuggly, cozy, warm...yet so unbelievably unsexy. Darling Husband will beg me to put on nighties (invariably on 14 degree blizzard nights) as he is decked head to toe in ski gear.
"Wow." he will comment as his words turn to frozen particles before smashing on the floor. "How did you get so tan?"
"I'm not t-t-t-t-an....I'm pur-pur-purple."
In order to solve this unsexy dilemma, someone needs to invent lingerie made out of flannel. If someone can design it, we can split the proceeds!