Sexy Revenge

We have never, ever had problems with our dogs getting on the furniture. A few months back, a friend came over and slept on the couch. The next morning he couldn't wait to brag that he cuddled with the dog (an 80-pounder) all night.

Now I can't get the dog off any of the furniture and our $3000 leather couch is scratched to hell.

To get my revenge, I am training Baby Boy to take a big stinky poo in the middle of the Dog Snuggler's bed the next time we are over there. That sounds about right.