It was in the moment Baby Boy bolted down the airplane aisle and crashed through the first- class curtain that I thought this trip was a bad idea.
It was in the moment the flight attendant deposited said yowling child on my lap (as an intercom voice reminded us that “the first class cabin is for ticketed passengers only”) that everyone else thought this trip was a bad idea.
A few years back there was a B-list horror movie called Snakes on a Plane. I put forth to those who wrote this theatrical gem that if you are in need of a sequel, Toddler on a Plane will guarantee an unprecedented fear of flying...
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