We are staying in the city while our driveway gets paved. I was all excited to be urban for the week. I forgot city living comes with neighbors on all four sides.
Neighbor Above got home at 2 am last evening and wasted no time before having some "relations" ( I would call them intimate, but the decibel levels were anything but) directly above us complete with headboard banging and screams of delight.
FOR TWO HOURS.
Sting, is that you?
I hope he is too tired tonight to find another Miss Right and Ready because this Country Girl needs her sleep.