In a rare aligning of 5 am up wake-ups, wanting to eat nothing but carbs and saying all of his clothes are "TOO TIGHT," I dare say today was one of those days when I needed earplugs, a ski mask and a bottle of gin to block out Baby Boy's ever changing moods.
At the UPS store, while mailing back all of the "too tight" (yet fits perfectly) stuff, BB was amazingly quiet. When I finished with the checkout gal, I realized why. He had found a roll of stickers and had slathered his coat in bright orange, PRIORITY RUSH tags.
I placed him next to the stack of outgoing packages. For a second...or maybe 10...
PS if my UPS man looked anything like the banner pic, then I would have slathered myself in those stickers!