When you are dating, you would NEVER allow your lover to see you:
-Put on Spanx
-Deal with ingrown bikini-line hairs
-Investigate your pores in a magnifying mirror
-Do anything with tampons or yeast infections
-Doing a stealth sniff of your armpits to make sure you don't smell
-Pick scabs
-Put on Rogaine
-Tweeze stray tummy hairs
-Pick toenails
-Get lint balls out of your belly button
When you are married, that is just called "getting ready for bed."
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