Monday, February 28, 2011

Sex Ed, Take One

When I was giving Baby Boy a bath today, he asked me if I had a penis.

I took it way too far and explained that not only did I have a vagina, just like (named every woman/girl in his life) but that he came out of my vagina when he was born.

He sat with that for a few hours.

At the grocery store this afternoon, he asked me about 30 extra-loud times in front of the cashier, bagger and ten people behind me if he could go back into my Vagina.

Since there was no context to be had, I imagine DHS will be knocking any moment now.


  1. Heeee! Hilarious - I guess your va-jay-jay is THE cool place to be!

  2. OMG! That is really funny!
    I've been lurking for a while - I really enjoy your blog - funny stuff!