I hadn't checked my email in about two days. Come to find out, a lot can happen in two days.
Apparently, my luck fairies took pity on me and I won a million dollars in the (African) lottery; a prince wants to marry me (for a small fee, but I get all the crowned jewels when I get to Nambia!); a slew of super smart women who introduce themselves by, "I respectktful, sexy, descreet, hornee lady wants to meer you Mr.!" want to meet me (or my father?); and I can get a bigger penis with very reasonably priced Canadian drugs!
Christmas has come early! And my SPAM blocker is F.I.R.E.D.
PS DH is downstairs "working out" but I can hear DWTS blasting through the floor.