"She's too young to know what cellulite and stretch marks are," I convinced myself.
"I think your bathing suit is broken," she said, pointing. "I see a string. It must be coming apart."
I quickly knew what "string" she was referring to.
"Ah, yes." I coughed. "I'll go tuck, I mean cut that right now."
Damn observant children.
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