Sunday, August 29, 2010

UNsexy String

I saw our 6-year old guest eyeing me as I walked past in my bikini.

"She's too young to know what cellulite and stretch marks are," I convinced myself.

"I think your bathing suit is broken," she said, pointing. "I see a string. It must be coming apart."

I quickly knew what "string" she was referring to.

"Ah, yes." I coughed. "I'll go tuck, I mean cut that right now."

Damn observant children.

No comments:

Post a Comment