Dear Makers of Household Cleaning Products,
I would be more inclined to buy your products if, instead of giving me headaches with nauseating scents such as Vanilla Sky and Lavender Mountain Mist, you had flavors such as Gin and Tonic, 5-Carat Diamond Ring, Silky Nighty, Cupcakes That Won't Make You Fat, You are Way Too Pretty to be Cleaning this Toilet and Godiva Hazelnut Truffle.
Figure it Out.
Somewhat sincerely,
Sexy Momma-who-wishes-she-could-find-someone-to-clean-her-house-as-well-as-she-does for-the-same-price.
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