Ummmm...in case I needed reassurance as to why I don't eat meat:
There is an "underground" snack craze sweeping McDonald's Nation. It is called the Mc10:35.
This is the magical time when breakfast and lunch coincide in fast food heaven. Someone (with no job, life or knowledge of monosaturated fats) discovered you can order the last of the Egg Canadian Ham McMuffins at 10:34 then order the McDouble right after, since lunch starts at 10:35.
Then you throw away (actually they probably don't throw it away rather layering it with hashbrown and M and M McFlurry) one part of the English muffin and slam the McMuffin face down on the McDouble.
I seriously just vommed in my mouth--actually that's probably healthier than eating this.