I was at the grocery store yesterday afternoon. As I was perusing the eggplants, I felt someone standing way to close to me. Then a voice said in my ear, "Damn that I never got to hit that."
I turned around to see an odious man decked out like he was a coach for a little league game with a boozy smile staring at my boobs.
As I opened my mouth to berate him with words way above his level of understanding, he got an eye-level view of what a chewed-up handful of coconut M and M's looks like.
I guess that was all the motivation he needed to flee the scene.
Bless you tiny bits of chocolately heaven. Bless you on so many levels.
My ONLY grip with Coconut M&M's is that they don't come in the party size bag... those small single serving bags I'm forced to buy at checkout are TOO small... I was forced to buy TWO bags last weekend to make due. :)
ReplyDeletebut they are only 68 cents! how are they making money on that? Insanity...sweet, sweet insanity...
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