After spending a lovely morning with Baby Boy at the Vegetarian Food Festival, I stopped by the grocery store to pick up makings for Rice Crispy Treats for a birthday party.
Life felt pretty light.
Halfway down the Baking Aisle, a man approached me with a box of salt.
"What's the difference between regular and iodized salt?" he asked.
I was ready to hear a joke, and said I had always wondered that myself.
"Do you know what that means?" He leaned in close to my face.
"THAT'S THE ONLY F^%$#@*G THING WE HAVE IN COMMON!!"
Sigh. At least I have Rice Crispy Treats to look forward to...