Saturday, June 26, 2010

UnSexy Incident of the Day


After spending a lovely morning with Baby Boy at the Vegetarian Food Festival, I stopped by the grocery store to pick up makings for Rice Crispy Treats for a birthday party.

Life felt pretty light.

Halfway down the Baking Aisle, a man approached me with a box of salt.

"What's the difference between regular and iodized salt?" he asked.

I was ready to hear a joke, and said I had always wondered that myself.

"Do you know what that means?" He leaned in close to my face.

"THAT'S THE ONLY F^%$#@*G THING WE HAVE IN COMMON!!"

Seriously?

Sigh. At least I have Rice Crispy Treats to look forward to...

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